Taiwanese Drug-Dealer Wisdom:

For those of y’all who do not know, there is a new Taiwanese dude currently training with us. He is a young journeyman who travels the world, distributing “grass” and other “pills” to people in grass-less concrete jungles, in other words he is a world traveling drug dealer from Seattle. Despite being a high school drop-out, he is not only extremely knowledgeable but also very articulate with his ideas. So I have decide to help preserve his ideas by documenting his “wisdom”.

1.) “Getting woman is like fishing, you don’t just go throwing your bait at one fish. You will never catch any like that.”

2.) “If you want to sell drugs, don’t go big, cause then you have to deal with Mexicans. No one wants to deal with Mexicans.”

3.) “You think you are in good shape? I once had sex for 6 hours, non-stop.”

4.) “You live in fucking America and you don’t know what “herpes” is? Don’t talk to me anymore.”

5.) “It’s not about the size, it’s how you use it.” (i think you know what he is referring to)

6.) “Don’t be fooled by my appearance, just cause I have tattoos doesn’t mean I am a bad-ass.”

Out of all the places in the world to learn about drug-dealing, womanizing, and weed growing, it had my to be my time here training as a monk in the most peaceful and tranquil place I know. Oh the irony, but I never refuse an opportunity to learn. So I will continue to absorb and preserve his “wisdom”

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